According to Wikipedia, the band Doctor Acula was formed in 2005. Mitch Hedburg was found dead in March 2005, and his Dr. Acula joke appeared on his 2003 album, Mitch All Together. Who do you think stole from whom?
hey dumb fuck.. according to WIKIPEDIA, “Night of the Ghouls” is a horror film from 1959 where the character DR. Acula was a main character. Who stole it from who now? if you’re going to try to sound smart at least fucking be right. I hate idiots like you.
Attention dickweeds of the internet: you cannot own an idea because you cannot own another person’s thoughts or interests. Get over yourselves–what you’re defending is stupid. If you wanna name-drop Mitch, that’s fine, but I seriously doubt he cares his jokes are spreading after his death. That’s actually a good thing, you pretentious fucks.
ok well youre stupid if you count on WIKIPEDIA for everything. anybody can write what ever they want on that site so dont act like its the greatest source in the world dumb faggot haha
You mean “Wikipedia is not a credible source [citation needed]” But what you really mean to say is “Wikipedia is not a reliable source [citation needed]” since the wikipedia is an encyclopedia, it’s not academically credible. It is however reliable, and when there is question about the accuracy you can always read the source material, since they include it.
Here is as analysis of Wikipedia’s reliability that concludes it’s written at a higher grade level than peer reviewed journals and includes links to technical articles rather than dictionary entries, but it otherwise just as good as the alternative (in some cases better). PDF
Wow, just a little stressed here Mr. J. Arse? Someone posts a slightly funny comment and you insist on perfection and historical accuracy. I settle for hysterical minimalism, myself.
Its okay. I don’t mind anyone using my ideas. Atleast they are thought about. I only wish my worldwide wireless power generator would get as much attention as my lame jokes… btw I also invented rage comics when Tommy first started killing house pets with my Ac currents.
Look. Didn’t anyone read my books? You know, the ones I wrote to ya’ll on how to live.
It was Dr. Acula that fixed by wrist when I strained it by throwing the big, flat stones with writing all over them…..at the bozo’s with the golden calf….
So who’s first now??
In your last sentence you end with ‘, even’, which is not technically grammatically inaccurate, but is largely grammatically retarded. Your sentence should read “You might even be able to learn more about it on Wikipedia”.
No, You’re wrong. “even” is an adverb and can go almost anywhere in the sentence. It might sound awkward or silly, but there is absolutely nothing grammatically deficient about it.
You, sir, need to quit being a dick and raining on other people’s parades. If you don’t think it is funny, don’t laugh. If you don’t want to look at it, close out of your browser, get off your tush, and go outside or something. Sheesh.
If you replied to the person you are talking to instead of just posting in the thread like a moron they might actually know who your bitching at dumbass!
I liked it. I thought it was funny and witty…nothing over the top mind you, but at least someone is working at spreading some joy.
Take THAT! you joyless commentators.
To make the “What year is it?” bit even funnier, you could have some sort of pyrotechnic device go off then run into the store. Like a smoke bomb or flash bang… Texas is probably the only state left where you could do that and not be arrested for being a terrorist.
Grammar trolls are the suck! and they not good peoples.
Hey… Just wanted to drop by and say that, uh, well I hate you all who are arguing about the whole Dr.Acula thing. I do not condone the faggotry presented by any of the parties above. I would also like to add that I hope that you all have miserable lives and should probabally go burn in hell for the sole reason hate each and every one of you. That sums up most of my ideas. I would just like to conclude by saying I really don’t give two shits who invented the whole Dr.Acula concept. I’m just a hateful person that looks for excuses to be a douche bag to people at every and any given chance. So I would personally like to thank you for taking the time to read this. God also hates you so you should commit suicide now.
Love,
The Other Adam <3
P.S.
Your conception was a mistake and your parents regretted that mistake every day of their lives.
Actually P.S.S. is perfectly valid for the second post script, it stands for Post Sub Script. However for the third, fourth, fifth etc. postscripts you start to add more “p”‘s so after it would be P.P.S.S. Post Post Sub Script. You can also chose to ignore the “sub”, so you both are correct.
There’s really no need to go around telling people to kill themselves. Suicide is a serious issue, and it’s not something anyone should be joking about. Also, consider how you would feel if you were adopted and were just told that your parents really didn’t want you, that they regretted having you at all. Stop being an ignorant fuck and being a douchebag, as you say you enjoy doing, and go volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.
how come everyone made replies
except to the guy who went on a big rant about hating everyone, and how those participating in the dr. acula fiasco are all bastard children.
maybe because his rant was too long so no one read it?
but also, i haven’t read all the comments yet, so maybe people did heed his 2 bitter cents.
anyways, enough about that,
i would like to try the time machine one,
i think a small smoke flash bang would work and wouldn’t cause too much of a raucus
No one responded because he/she was quite clearly being sarcastic and supposedly replying as someone else who is angst-ridden and does not actually feel that way him/herself. Sartalics were required.
you grammarticians and profanity users are pitiful. nothing to do.
i, on the other hand, am receiving a knob job from the former miss knox county bake off queen as i type this useless comment.
In these troubled times, I do revere in such a shallow and pedantic trifle in humour, everyone knows Stacy’s mom is a devilish fiend sent from the pits of Mordor to devastate middle earth. Get a notocord you insignificant bacteriophage!!!! I Bob Barker approve of this message, now KNEEEELLLLLLLLL before the power of LORD XENU!!!!!!! and have a stupendous day
The comments made me laugh some as well. So many trolls and grammar Nazi’s out there. The sarcasm is not lost on this guy.
With that being said, it really doesn’t matter to me where the material came from. Anyways, the list makes no attempt at claiming any kind of credit for these ideas. The only thing that matters is whether you found it to be funny or not. I found it to be funny.
So where in the op does it say these are all original ideas? Once again I am disappointed in the replies of grammar police and the origin of all that is funny basts who cite wikipedia as the fountain of knowledge. Post wasn’t that funny. The comments, decidedly less so…. And everyone knows Stacy’s mom has herpes.
When someone writes an article he/she maintains the idea of
a user in his/her brain that how a user can know it.
Therefore that’s why this piece of writing is outstdanding. Thanks!
this was fukin funny…. Thanks to all the neglected attention whores who made me laugh harder than the damn to-do-list, and to my stumble button for landing me on such a crew of whackjobs x)
Be sure to for every 10-15 questions or so, make an answer NOT C. Especially near the end. Then they’ll question whether or not that’s right, once they catch onto the pattern. Have fun.
that would b hillarious, any1 in the elevator would def b like wtf? and tell their family or friends “the weirdest thing happened to me in the elevator today”
Written by 
haha! “for fucks sake”!
Do you really need a picture of Stacy’s mom? She’s go tit going on!
You sir, do not know how to talk.
Go tit – I like it.
The Dr. Acula one is stolen from Mitch Hedberg. I demand justice!
Agreed! Burn this blasphemer who mocks the church of Hedberg!
It’s actually from the TV show Scrubs.
Your retarded if you think scrubs came up with this joke before Mitch Hedberg. R.I.P. Mitch!
*you’re* retarded is is what this other retard meant to say, but it is a valid point!
that joke has been around long before mitch’s existence. fools.
http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=717&tbm=isch&tbnid=01kLdw1_4Oo0uM:&imgrefurl=http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_face.png&docid=Eb0oJ665GMSO5M&imgurl=http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111214064523/halo/images/d/dc/Troll_face.png&w=490&h=399&ei=KZfrT_vbL8rm0gGi8oyzBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=181&vpy=359&dur=3227&hovh=203&hovw=249&tx=138&ty=113&sig=106307771621677995746&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=174&start=0&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:161
Dr. Acula is actually a screamo band/thing, don’t like any of that music, just sayin, but these are hilarious!
According to Wikipedia, the band Doctor Acula was formed in 2005. Mitch Hedburg was found dead in March 2005, and his Dr. Acula joke appeared on his 2003 album, Mitch All Together. Who do you think stole from whom?
hey dumb fuck.. according to WIKIPEDIA, “Night of the Ghouls” is a horror film from 1959 where the character DR. Acula was a main character. Who stole it from who now? if you’re going to try to sound smart at least fucking be right. I hate idiots like you.
Dude, calm the fuck down geez. Even the tone of his post wasn’t angry or upsetting. You need to lay off the steroids and get some anger management.
Yeah! What he said!
Attention dickweeds of the internet: you cannot own an idea because you cannot own another person’s thoughts or interests. Get over yourselves–what you’re defending is stupid. If you wanna name-drop Mitch, that’s fine, but I seriously doubt he cares his jokes are spreading after his death. That’s actually a good thing, you pretentious fucks.
I think you mean who stole it from WHOM…
ok well youre stupid if you count on WIKIPEDIA for everything. anybody can write what ever they want on that site so dont act like its the greatest source in the world dumb faggot haha
also that wikipedia comment was pointed at the dumb shit Jack.
yo dumbfuk…wikipedia isnt a credible source
You mean “Wikipedia is not a credible source [citation needed]” But what you really mean to say is “Wikipedia is not a reliable source [citation needed]” since the wikipedia is an encyclopedia, it’s not academically credible. It is however reliable, and when there is question about the accuracy you can always read the source material, since they include it.
Here is as analysis of Wikipedia’s reliability that concludes it’s written at a higher grade level than peer reviewed journals and includes links to technical articles rather than dictionary entries, but it otherwise just as good as the alternative (in some cases better). PDF
To “your retarded”…
Before you judge others, please check your grammar. You might be able to learn more about it on wikipedia, even.
Wow, just a little stressed here Mr. J. Arse? Someone posts a slightly funny comment and you insist on perfection and historical accuracy. I settle for hysterical minimalism, myself.
Chill a little.
My great grandfathers nickname was Dr. Acula…and that was 1912… So the jokes been around
I’ll just settle this right now…definitely my joke.
Furthermore, I think you’d all mellow out with just a wee tad little bit of heroin…
To the last dude:
It’s HEDBERG, not Hedburg… Thank you and good night.
It was actually said by Nicola Tesla in 1906. So who stole it from who now bitches.
Well, I stole it from Nicola Tesla, so that answers that question. (Bitch.)
Damn, that turned me on.
Its okay. I don’t mind anyone using my ideas. Atleast they are thought about. I only wish my worldwide wireless power generator would get as much attention as my lame jokes… btw I also invented rage comics when Tommy first started killing house pets with my Ac currents.
Nikola Tesla, I think about your wireless power generator all the time. Unfortunately it has poor range and is absurdly inefficient .
Look. Didn’t anyone read my books? You know, the ones I wrote to ya’ll on how to live.
It was Dr. Acula that fixed by wrist when I strained it by throwing the big, flat stones with writing all over them…..at the bozo’s with the golden calf….
So who’s first now??
Scrubs anyone? J.D.’s play is called Dr. Acula
Finally someone mentioned Scrubs!
eaaaaagleeee
oh mi god. you just mentoined that…
HAHAHAHAHA
Rest his soul.
Jessica my dear,
In your last sentence you end with ‘, even’, which is not technically grammatically inaccurate, but is largely grammatically retarded. Your sentence should read “You might even be able to learn more about it on Wikipedia”.
No, You’re wrong. “even” is an adverb and can go almost anywhere in the sentence. It might sound awkward or silly, but there is absolutely nothing grammatically deficient about it.
You, sir, need to quit being a dick and raining on other people’s parades. If you don’t think it is funny, don’t laugh. If you don’t want to look at it, close out of your browser, get off your tush, and go outside or something. Sheesh.
you say about yourself here.
Or, as the other little kids say:
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.”
See, I can argue at your level! Clever, yes?
^
If you replied to the person you are talking to instead of just posting in the thread like a moron they might actually know who your bitching at dumbass!
I have found this to do list to be the best thing I’ve read today. Thanks for making my day.(:
I concur. Do you concur Doctor?
i concur
I concur and I agree with you
F**K all your concur’s. Stop staring at the screen.Go out and lead your life.
Anything you say, baby.
“I said do you concur?!” – Was this an intentional Catch Me If You Can reference or have I just watched that too many times?
I liked it. I thought it was funny and witty…nothing over the top mind you, but at least someone is working at spreading some joy.
Take THAT! you joyless commentators.
Thanks Einstein!!!
Fuck you, killjoy!
Was Here
was not.
Now that is just a lie.
Man… you have really got it going on…
Haha! This is my new “Todo” list
This is awesome
! Totally my new to do list too!
To do list: Stacy
Would everyone please lay off my mom – she’s loose enough without your encouragement! :p
Loved the list, btw
Did the run into a store one today… an old lady called me and my friend idiots…
To make the “What year is it?” bit even funnier, you could have some sort of pyrotechnic device go off then run into the store. Like a smoke bomb or flash bang… Texas is probably the only state left where you could do that and not be arrested for being a terrorist.
Grammar trolls are the suck! and they not good peoples.
i live in Texas, you would get arrested here too
Thank you for sharing this.Can’t help laughing out loud alone…:)
Hey… Just wanted to drop by and say that, uh, well I hate you all who are arguing about the whole Dr.Acula thing. I do not condone the faggotry presented by any of the parties above. I would also like to add that I hope that you all have miserable lives and should probabally go burn in hell for the sole reason hate each and every one of you. That sums up most of my ideas. I would just like to conclude by saying I really don’t give two shits who invented the whole Dr.Acula concept. I’m just a hateful person that looks for excuses to be a douche bag to people at every and any given chance. So I would personally like to thank you for taking the time to read this. God also hates you so you should commit suicide now.
Love,
The Other Adam <3
P.S.
Your conception was a mistake and your parents regretted that mistake every day of their lives.
P.S.S.
Fuck you.
It’s P.P.S. dipshit. Post Post script.
Actually P.S.S. is perfectly valid for the second post script, it stands for Post Sub Script. However for the third, fourth, fifth etc. postscripts you start to add more “p”‘s so after it would be P.P.S.S. Post Post Sub Script. You can also chose to ignore the “sub”, so you both are correct.
haaaaa yea stupid… he showed u
There’s really no need to go around telling people to kill themselves. Suicide is a serious issue, and it’s not something anyone should be joking about. Also, consider how you would feel if you were adopted and were just told that your parents really didn’t want you, that they regretted having you at all. Stop being an ignorant fuck and being a douchebag, as you say you enjoy doing, and go volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.
What an ass.
Flames lead to fire…
I suddenly have a craving for vanilla pudding.
At least it’s cheap.
What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken???
I am in a glass case of emotion because of all this fighting :/
Not anymore… I broke it for you.
You’re free to live your life like a man… emotion free!
Wow… I had just about as much fun reading the comments as the list.
Wow. THAT JUST BLOW MY LOAD….
OH so there must be pudding in her jar…right?
http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fat-lady-eats-mayo.jpg
Reading the comments is funnier than the OP….
agreed,
how come everyone made replies
except to the guy who went on a big rant about hating everyone, and how those participating in the dr. acula fiasco are all bastard children.
maybe because his rant was too long so no one read it?
but also, i haven’t read all the comments yet, so maybe people did heed his 2 bitter cents.
anyways, enough about that,
i would like to try the time machine one,
i think a small smoke flash bang would work and wouldn’t cause too much of a raucus
No one responded because he/she was quite clearly being sarcastic and supposedly replying as someone else who is angst-ridden and does not actually feel that way him/herself. Sartalics were required.
go on grouchyrabbit.com it has a lot more
Cool. It’s a lot like this, thanks.
Who is Dr. Acula?
read “Dr.Acula” and then take away the period and you have Dracula….
This is totally awesome! Seriosuly considering to do some
you grammarticians and profanity users are pitiful. nothing to do.
i, on the other hand, am receiving a knob job from the former miss knox county bake off queen as i type this useless comment.
Okay so you are making fun of the what you call grammaticians yet you cannot even start a sentence with a capital letter??? You are ridiculous.
I think you will find the word is “grammartron”
This is funny! Nice One!
I LIKE INTRANET. INTRANET IS FUNY! ITS HAS THE BEST STUFF’S ON THE INTERANET! PAGES THATS ART WITH WWW ARE GOOD TOO!
Does anyone else know any websites that have random ideas like this?
my dad already says pika before people sneeze
Obviously shopped
Sometimes I lay in my bed motionless and pretend I’m a carrot.
Ha!
I’m sorry….did I miss something?
You ARE a carrot….
In these troubled times, I do revere in such a shallow and pedantic trifle in humour, everyone knows Stacy’s mom is a devilish fiend sent from the pits of Mordor to devastate middle earth. Get a notocord you insignificant bacteriophage!!!! I Bob Barker approve of this message, now KNEEEELLLLLLLLL before the power of LORD XENU!!!!!!! and have a stupendous day
That man is a fake!!! I am the real Bob Barker!!! Rise with me my brethren to destroy this vile fiend.
I did the “What year is it?” one at my school. It’s on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMEtk_o-6I
Except these are ALL taken from other people, comedians and websites.
The private investigator thing is pretty genius.
HAHAHA…soo frikin funny!
All of these made me laugh out loud.
The comments made me laugh some as well. So many trolls and grammar Nazi’s out there. The sarcasm is not lost on this guy.
With that being said, it really doesn’t matter to me where the material came from. Anyways, the list makes no attempt at claiming any kind of credit for these ideas. The only thing that matters is whether you found it to be funny or not. I found it to be funny.
So where in the op does it say these are all original ideas? Once again I am disappointed in the replies of grammar police and the origin of all that is funny basts who cite wikipedia as the fountain of knowledge. Post wasn’t that funny. The comments, decidedly less so…. And everyone knows Stacy’s mom has herpes.
“Good artists rob. Great artists steal” – Picasso
When someone writes an article he/she maintains the idea of
a user in his/her brain that how a user can know it.
Therefore that’s why this piece of writing is outstdanding. Thanks!
Geeez, get some friends you nerds!
Get some friends you nerds or play second life instead!
this was fukin funny…. Thanks to all the neglected attention whores who made me laugh harder than the damn to-do-list, and to my stumble button for landing me on such a crew of whackjobs x)
I have lost all faith in humanity.. I will end you all soon.
hahahha
stacys mom lol nice one 
What would I do for a Klondike Bar?
Haha I want to do that time travel one to someone. That would be so funny
You don’t need a picture, everyone knows Stacy’s mom has got it going on!
oh yeah i have a picture of myself…btw im stacy
Be sure to for every 10-15 questions or so, make an answer NOT C. Especially near the end. Then they’ll question whether or not that’s right, once they catch onto the pattern. Have fun.
she’s all I want.
And I’ve waited for so long.
What is the meaning of this?
Stacy cant you see, you just not the girl for me, i know it might be wrong but, im in love with stacys mom ^_^
Stacy can’t you see?
you cheating bastards!
I have returned!
What do you do after you say “I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you all here”? Sit in uncomfortable silence the rest of the way up to your floor?
that would b hillarious, any1 in the elevator would def b like wtf? and tell their family or friends “the weirdest thing happened to me in the elevator today”
Uh.Oh…